Tuesday, November 6, 2012

ticked off tuesday!

happy election day/100 post day/ticked off tuesday!!

since you all are so amazing, I know that I can count on you to vote today,
right? don't let the country down! voting is the total bad ass thing to do!

I know I haven't been around much...
I've been really busy listening to the new Taylor Swift CD...?
I'm kidding.. but seriously, its so good!
it's okay because I am here now, are you ready for ticked off tuesday?!
great!!

  • I have to go to the doctor today... you know, the "special lady doctor". honestly, no matter how times I go, I will never, "get used to it" or "get over it" or "not care". it is, in fact, a big deal to me. gross. side note, my doctor is a cute little Asian lady, she makes me feel fat, but she is nothing like Mr. T... thank you, Jesus!
  • I find it extremely annoying when you wear dress pants for the first time and the pockets are sewn shut. do I cut them open, do I not cut them open.  the internal battle this gives me is just completely unnecessary.
  • I am sick and tired of my economics class and this totally strange illustrated book.. just leave the photos out, okay?
  • ladies... I know this is hard to believe, but, everybody. poops. when you spray some disgusting ass room spray over the disgusting ass smell of your poop, it. does. not. help. please don't be that girl. 

  • last week was an amazing vacation. ask me how much I wanted to come back to work. oh yeah, that would be 0%!
  • junk mail. 688 current messages. crisis counseling, bed bug defense, bosley hair, antidepressant patient, proactive, and black singles mingle. PLEASE STOP.
  • I hate that I am fat... yet I still keep eating candy. I think this probably says something negative about me.
  • the fact that I can't afford everything at lulu lemon effects me on a daily basis... also those super cute boot sock things on etsy? hello, lotto, this is when I need you the most.
  • when I say, "good morning" half the time I really just mean, "go fuck yourself". really, that just applies to one or two people though...
  •  have I mentioned that I hate my fucking job??
  • I don't want to go to traffic court either... I need to do online driving school tonight. I should have Siri remind me.
andddd that is probably enough negativity to ease you back into my blogging.
have an amazing tuesday, and GO VOTE!!

4 comments:

  1. I don't think anyone enjoys the lady doctor. I hate it! I think the worst part is the anticipation. The waiting pretty much naked on the table. I always think the worst things like what happens if the fire alarm goes off? Do I quickly dress and then evacuate? Run out in all my paper gowned glory?
    The only part I enjoy is leaving knowing I don't have to be back for a whole year.

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  2. HATE the lady doctor! I finally found a really great one & then we moved, so now I have to find a new one... That should be fun!

    Totally hear you on the dress pants! Why have pocket slits? Like what good does that do me?

    Ah the candy... I'm with you there!

    Sucks about your job. What do you do?

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  3. Ticked off Tuesday. That you like Taylor Swift.

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  4. I have to admit, when I poop at home I could care less about the smell. BUT when I am out and about (shopping etc) I get poop shy. This is what I do and don't laugh to hard. I don't carry spray, but I do squirt some Bath and Body Works hand sanitizer on my hands (Creamy pumpkin this month) and frantically wave my hands all over the stall. I'm weird I know.
    Also have you tried MyFitnessPal? It's online and there is an app, but I started in Sept and have lost 9 lbs. It's free, you track what you eat, track excerise, and the support is AWESOME. Check it out!

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